The world of movies is changing. Rental chains are posting losses, online services are gaining momentum, video on demand is becoming a reality, and the Box Office receipts (and attendance) are slowing, stagnating, slumping, and all those other S words. Makes you kind of wonder if they’re not all connected in some way…
Well, anyway, one thing hasn’t changed much and that’s summer movies. I mean, less people are going to see them, but the movies haven’t changed all that much in terms of quantity or quality, even though maybe they should.
But one thing I tend to do here at Kiosk is talk about the movies themselves from time to time, and, as the summer winds down (and a certain NYT article has recently spurred me into thinking about the box office), I think it’s a perfect time for the Kiosk.net Summer Movie Recap!
Editor’s Picks
There are movies that I can personally recommend to the public. They are Kiosk approved and guaranteed to interest, entertain, and maybe even educate you.
Batman Begins
A classic summer blockbuster, but with a brain and a soul. This was one of the years highest grossing films, and with good reason: A great movie backed up by a good advertising campaign. Batman just rules. I’m not talking about the Joel Schumacher, nipples on the bat suit, “What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age,†mega laser powered by a diamond, 60s camp Batman. I’m talking about the cool, dark, Tim Burton, Dark Knight Returns, Batman the Animated Series Batman; and he was there in full force in Christopher Nolan’s beautifully imaged and executed Batman Begins. The visuals were stunning, the acting was all in all great, the story was wonderful, and it reminded us of what it was we loved about Batman in the first place. There’s been plenty said about this movie by finer critics than I, so if you want to read more, just enter “Batman Begins†into Google and hit go.
Crash
“Crash†is an intelligent commentary on racism in America. It is more subtle than Spike Lee’s “Do the Right Thing,†and perhaps more powerful because of it. The characters in “Crash†are remarkably real and multi-faceted, both likable and deplorable. If you like serious dramas that have an intellectual and social side, and can handle a dark, down-beat, and sometimes depressing film, see Crash.
War of the Worlds
“War of the Worlds†was a masterpiece in many ways. The special effects were breath taking, Cruise’s acting was probably the best he’s done since “Eyes Wide Shut,†and Spielberg’s directing proves to the world that he is still the master storyteller of the summer blockbuster. With the exception of one scene (you’ll know the one if you saw the movie, sort of “oh, not that old chestnut, Spielberg, you were doing so well), the movie is blaringly smart, exciting, and even terrifying. Yes, War of the Worlds is scary. Sufficiently scary to capture the emotions of the apocalypse. Spielberg puts you right in the belly of the beast, into a seething mass of humanity afraid for its life, and he scares you without having to resort to cheap Hollywood scares (a sudden flash on the screen with at rill of violin music). I think the script could have used some work in terms of plotting, and I know the plot of the H.G. Wells novel was basically adhered to. There was an attempt at adding a climax sometime near the end that fell short, but that was not what the movie needed. Good books don’t necessarily make good movies, and when you adapt a novel, it is the director’s responsibility to take the appropriate liberties with the story, to bend it until it’s fit to be told via the cinema. Despite problems with story arc, the movie was still magnificent to behold and enjoyable to watch. I highly recommend it.
Sky High
This movie was fun, funny, and surprisingly good. The previews are a bit misleading in this regard. There are plenty of great scenes for kids and adults both, and anybody who loves comic books, or super heroes, or really anyone who remembers what it was like growing up should enjoy it. The only people who will really hate it are “too cool for school†teens aged 15-19 that haven’t yet fully developed their sense of humor. Young children looking forward at high school and the older crowd looking back should enjoy it. Plus, the casting is excellent, and the actors do a great job pulling off the wackiness of it. The kids were particularly good, bringing life to roles that could have been just another kiddy flick.
March of the Penguins
All the critics in Hollywood (and all the penguins in the South Poll) can’t be wrong. This was a kick-ass documentary. It was visually interesting, both in terms of subject and setting (penguins and Antarctica respectively) and emotionally engaging. Not only was it fun watching penguins sliding on their bellies a cross 70 miles of ice, but the story was compelling, their annual trip to their breeding ground, the hardships they have to suffer, the mortality of the births and deaths, all very good stuff. Not to mention baby penguins are very cute. It does drag at times, but overall I’d say this was a refreshing change to the normal summer fare, and is probably in line for a best documentary Oscar.
Howl’s Moving Castle
And “Howl’s Moving Castle†will probably be receiving the Academy Award for Best Animated Feature. The creative genius behind “Spirited Away†and “Princess Monanoke†has done it again. The visuals in this piece alone were stunning enough to sell me on the movie. Add to that exciting action, and a fun story, and a cute dog and you have yourself a winner. Not as good as “Spirited Away,†in part due to some Deus Ex Machina plot devices and a confusing series of flashbacks, but still definitely worth seeing.
Flops
These are movies that were major financial disappointments. Some of them got what they deserved, others were good pictures that just got the shaft. Well, most of them got what they deserved.
Cinderella Man
Critically acclaimed, yet lost money at the Box Office. I guess people were sick of Russell Crowe’s phone throwing antics. Either that or they just didn’t buy the rehashed sports her plot. Maybe it would have done better if it was called what it was “Highbrow Rocky.â€Â
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
This movie met reasonable critical success, but it was a box office disappointment, earning only $38m in the box office, this novel adaptation failed to become a new “Ya Ya Sisterhood.â€Â
The Island
Oh, “The Island.†What were you thinking Michael Bay? This was the one of the biggest disappointments of the summer. It’s always painful when a big budget blockbuster fizzles at the BO. Painful for the studios anyway. But maybe even more painful for the audiences that paid to see it. Oy. The fact that the “original†story idea has appeared in about half a dozen previous movies didn’t help.
Bewitched
Another ill conceived nightmare. A pure remake of Bewitched might have gone somewhere, but it’s no surprise that the audience response to this movie was colder than a box of Gorton’s fish sticks. Despite a RELENTLESS marketing campaign, this “hip†reimagining of the classic TV show just didn’t resonate. Must have been that whole it’s-a-movie-about-a-TV-show-based-on-a-TV-show-except-it-turns-out-the-old-TV-show-was-real-the-whole-time thing.
STEALTH
Any movie that can’t figure out how to disable the capslock is doomed to box office failure. This is about as original as “The Island,†but with even worse acting, worse directing, and worse writing. Plenty of explosions though, so if you like that kind of thing, you might enjoy a lobotomy/STEALTH.
Dark Water
Again, totally rehashed from other ghost movies. Maybe it has scary parts, maybe not, I didn’t watch it, but apparently it was completely lame and deserved to be ignored at the box office.
The Dis-honor Roll
These are movies that are just plain bad. Some of them flopped, but others did quite well. Regardless of how they did in the box office, however, the operative word is awful. I haven’t seen any of these, so I’ll only give you a few words on them.
The Longest Yard
A remake that didn’t need to be made. Probably funny, but probably dumb as hell too. Critics hated it because it has absolutely no soul.
Fantastic Four
Dumbest super hero movie in the last 5 years.
Monster-in-Law
J-Lo is the worst actress in history, and this movie’s plot is completely ridiculous. Wanda Sykes is funny though.
The Perfect Man
The movie that Mr. Shmuger was talking about when he said this.
Skeleton Key
Like Dark Water but doing better at the BO.
Deuce Biggalow: European Gigolo
Makes me feel dumb even to write the title down.
Madagascar
Not everything computer animated is good. Robots, Shark Tale, Ice Age, and Madagascar all blow. The Incredibles it is not.
Must Love Dogs
Shameless plug for Match.com.
The Devil’s Rejects
Produced by Rob Zombie. His last name is Zombie. “More Human than Human†was a good song, but come on.
Herbie: Fully Loaded
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Blockbusters
Big budget blow outs, run away hits, and happy Hollywood endings. Good, bad, or ugly, these movies did great at the BO.
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
The force was strong with this one. I guess it was the best of the prequels, and maybe it was a good movie, but even if it was George Lucas farting on a Jawa, I don’t think any Star Wars fan could resist the lure of the final installment.
Wedding Crashers
Another hit from the Frat pack. R rated comedies are back in a big way, and Wedding Crashers made a killing despite its budget, which was bloated by comedy standards.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
I think Hollywood may have stumbled upon a new formula: Put the two most beautiful people on the planet in tight clothes and have the shoot at each other. Oo la la. Again, probably a bad movie, but I don’t think anybody went to see this expecting a cinematic master piece.
Red Eye
Another surprise hit. The trailer met a lukewarm reception, but people are coming out to see it. Wes Craven’s name does mean a lot, and the terror at 30,000 feet aspect makes it a pretty big draw. Plus, from what I hear it’s full of explosions at the end.
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Another big R-rated comedy. Sometimes gross, but doesn’t go too far. Packed with great jokes, and a surprisingly interesting and likable cast of characters. It’s always cool when an oddball movie like this one becomes a runaway hit. A little more mainstream then, say, “Napoleon Dynamite,†but not what you’d expect to be one of the best reviewed films of the year.
Hidden Gems
A few films that you might not have heard about but might be worth a look.
The Aristocrats
This dirty little documentary amused and disgusted audiences all across America. No violence, no nudity, but unparalleled obscenity. Not for the weak of heart, that’s for sure, but it’s an amazing showcase of comedic talent none the less. Robin Williams, Gilbert Godfreid, Drew Carry, and… yes.. Bob Sagat among others line up to tell the dirtiest joke imaginable again and again and again…
Murderball
One of the best documentaries of the year, filled with humor, excitement, and sentiment. It’s about wheelchair-bound rugby players. Yes, you read that right. And they’re all farking crazy.
That’s it for this year’s Summer Movie Recap. I hope you enjoyed it and found it enlightening. Hopefully I put some box office issues into perspective for you and gave you a good sense of what came out this year, what might be causing the box office receipts to slump, and, in context, what might change in the future. We’ll know more when the DVD rental returns come in, so stay tuned for more in-depth analysis at Kiosk.net.
What others are saying about the summer’s movies:
Charlie + the Chocolate Factory, War of the Worlds, Batman Begins
Batman Begins
March of the Penguins
STEALTH
Skeleton Key
A few good reviews
The Slump (Scroll down about 1/4 of the way)
Howl’s Moving Castle