Porno movies may become “Exibit A”
In a bold move, Attorney General Al Gonzalez has declared war on pornography.
This is bad news for the producers of porno movies, and great news for evil men who mean to do harm to America. Gonzalez called the war on pornography “one of the FBI’s top priorities” in a job posting for agents to fill the 10 person Anti-Pornography Squad. (Bonus points to anyone out there who photoshops the Anti-Pornography Squad and posts it as a reply to this post).
Many FBI agents are not pleased with the attorney general’s decision:
“I guess this means we’ve won the war on terror,” said one FBI agent, speaking on condition of anonymity. “We must not need any more resources for espionage.”
My friend shook his head: “We’re supposed to be taking down people who want to destroy this country and Alberto wants to turn us into a tittie squad?â€Â
Congress is to blame???
“The Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation’s top priority remains fighting the war on terrorism,” Justice Department press secretary Brian Roehrkasse said. “However, it is not our sole priority. In fact, Congress has directed the department to focus on other priorities, such as obscenity.”
I have a hard time swallowing that, so I urge all of you out there to email your congressmen and ask them all if, and why, they told the DoJ and FBI that pornography was a bigger threat to our nation’s security than terrorism.
Up until now, this article has been a bit one sided. I mean, some people must support the anti-pornography squad, right? So, with his brilliant defense of controversial FBI decision, Ben Shapiro (via World o’ Crap):
This has become the dominant view in our society: As long as what I do doesn’t harm you personally, I have a right to do it. [...] Were we to truly recognize such a philosophy, we would have to legalize prostitution, drugs and suicide — as well as the murder of homeless drifters with no family or friends. After all, if someone kills a homeless drifter, how does that affect anyone else?
So legally homeless drifters aren’t themselves people? I guess VBen learned this in one of his Harvard law classes.
Indeed.
September 22nd, 2005 at 12:39 pm
I personally don’t endorse much porno, but If someone feels like yanking their own chain it’s fine.
The problem is that it brings in other problems. I just found out about a girl that is becoming the ultimate porn star. She has been in over 40 movies, the thing that shocked me was that she is younger than me, and I just turned 21!